1. |
My Little Voice
02:26
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My Little Voice
Don't know what you want
But I know what I got
I've got a little sound
A sound I make a lot
So many choices
And given the choice
Nobody wants My Little Voice
Nobody Wants My Little Voice
Don't know what you think
But I know what I hope
I hope you like my songs
I hope you like my jokes
So many choices
and given the choice
Nobody wants My Little Voice
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What Happened to Heather?
She was my wife's best friend
And I'm never going to see her again
What Happened to Heather?
It's hard to forget
And I can't let go
She's right there in all of our
Wedding Photos
What Happened to Heather?
On family vacation
She would always come
It was all right with me
Me and my wife, plus one.
What Happened to Heather?
Now she's gone
She's gone away
I could tell you why
But I'm reluctant to say
What Happened to Heather?
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3. |
Muddled Mind Thick Fog
02:17
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Muddled Mind Thick Fog
Sometimes I feel so stupid
Sometimes I'm not so smart
My thoughts are very blurry
My thoughts are not so sharp
I worry about my slipping mind
These problems with my brain
And all the booze that I have used
So I won't feel the same
Maybe it's only natural
Maybe it comes with age
You have to question everything
As you lose your mind on stage
My Mind is in a Muddle Like in a Thick Fog
Can't make sense to myself sometimes
There's Major Entertainer
The guy you think you know
But it's Mike H behind the scenes
The one who booked the show
Have you forgotten my other self
The one who pulls the strings?
I've tried I've tried I've honestly tried
But I'm confused by things
Maybe it's only natural
Maybe it comes with age
You have to question everything
As you lose your mind on stage
My Mind is in a Muddle Like in a Thick Fog
Can't make sense to myself sometimes
Maybe it's only natural
Maybe it comes with age
You have to question everything
As you lose your mind on stage
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4. |
My Lyrics
03:20
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MY LYRICS
This is an opportunity
And I take it seriously
You can see that I don't take it lightly
There is a bell that I will ring
To write the words that I will sing
I'll try to make it interesting
Sometimes the notes I hit are wrong
But I'm always lyrically strong
I'm not here just stringing you along
I don't believe in using gimmicks
To drive a crowd into hysterics
I Believe in Lyrics
My Lyrics
You can sing of parties and fun
Tell your troubles to everyone
It's over just as fast as it's begun
You can rap about how rich you are
And you can push the bass so far
It's rumbles in some idiots car
Or you could do it more like me
Live out your murder fantasies
I could list everything I hate
And some of you might just relate
My Lyrics
These Lyrics
My Lyrics
It's gonna work this time, you think
But then your feelings start to sink
You're a background for another night of drinks
You put all your secrets out there
And nobody even cares
About your Lyrics
...My Lyrics
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HORROR
00:13
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HORROR
I'm the guy who watches Horror all Day
And then I Fuck the Night Up
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6. |
Horror Whisper
00:28
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7. |
Movies I Like
03:24
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MOVIES I LIKE
I hate myself for taking this long
But now I've got my Brain Damage song
I finally found my Brain Damage hook
And yes I own the Brain Damage book
And Brain Damage on DVD
And Basket Case I've got all three
I laughed at Bad Biology
And Frankenhooker was a real cutie
Frankenhooker was a real cutie
I laughed at Bad Biology
Basket Case I've got all three
Frank Henenlotter makes my favorite movies
And then it happened
I finally met Frank
I told him that he makes the movies I like
I told him that I did enjoy them a lot
I told him that, cuz that's what I thought
I took a picture with Elmer and Belial
I think about it and it makes me smile
And for extra fun, for an extra laugh
I got Mr. Henelotter's autograph on my
Laser Disc of Basket Case
In the space above his rubber face
I was so excited what else can I say?
He did not seem to care at all either way
He must meet fans like me everyday
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8. |
Shocking Horror
01:29
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SHOCKING HORROR
Bloody Horror
Shocking Horror
I need Horror in my Life
Violent Horror
Sexual Horror
I need Horror in my Life
I feel good, I feel great
Got my videotape
I push play, push rewind
Going out of my mind
I feel good when I'm high
Horror films make me cry
Horror films get me high
So I'm high all the time
Horror is my drug
Horror gets me high
I need Horror in my Life
Horror is the best
It's better than Sci-Fi
I need Horror all the time
Monsters Horror
Scary Horror
I need Horror in my Life
Monsters Horror
Convincing Horror
I need Horror in my Life
You can keep your sports,
I've got my own thing
Blood and guts and monsters
are inspiring me to sing
Horror gets me drunk
Horror gets me high
Horror in my Life
Horror is the best
It's better than Sci-Fi
I need Horror all the time
I feel good when I'm high
Horror films make me cry
Horror films get me high
So I'm high all the time
I feel good, I feel great
Got my videotape
I push play, push rewind
Going out of my mind
push play,
push rewind
Going out of my mind
Bloody Horror
Shocking Horror
I need Horror in my Life
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9. |
Spell It Out Horror
01:05
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Spell it out Horror
What's important to you
Is not important at all
You have everything wrong
You just obey the call
I'd rather be in a manic state
Immersed in all life's pleasures
I know not of what you speak
I take it at my leisure
I'll never make another mistake
I'm in no position to
I have changed the situation
To something I can do
If I have to explain
Spell it out in a song
You won't like the results
Cuz I'm right and you're wrong
This is my song
Courteously spelling it out for you
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10. |
Pills
00:15
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PILLS
She took pills
Too many pills
She took too many pills
She took pills
Too many pills
All of the pills
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Major Entertainer Los Angeles, California
Major Entertainer is a Los Angeles based professional *OPENING ACT* deeply committed to self promotion and social
networking. Able to quickly adapt to any situation in which entertainment is required, he shines brightest in front of a small audience who has never heard of him before.
Has toured internationally opening for the likes of Neil Hamburger, Secret Chiefs 3, Eric Andre, Pinback
... more
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