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1.
My Little Voice Don't know what you want But I know what I got I've got a little sound A sound I make a lot So many choices And given the choice Nobody wants My Little Voice Nobody Wants My Little Voice Don't know what you think But I know what I hope I hope you like my songs I hope you like my jokes So many choices and given the choice Nobody wants My Little Voice
2.
What Happened to Heather? She was my wife's best friend And I'm never going to see her again What Happened to Heather?  It's hard to forget And I can't let go She's right there in all of our Wedding Photos What Happened to Heather?  On family vacation She would always come It was all right with me Me and my wife, plus one. What Happened to Heather?  Now she's gone She's gone away I could tell you why But I'm reluctant to say What Happened to Heather? 
3.
Muddled Mind Thick Fog Sometimes I feel so stupid Sometimes I'm not so smart My thoughts are very blurry My thoughts are not so sharp I worry about my slipping mind These problems with my brain And all the booze that I have used So I won't feel the same Maybe it's only natural Maybe it comes with age You have to question everything As you lose your mind on stage My Mind is in a Muddle Like in a Thick Fog Can't make sense to myself sometimes There's Major Entertainer The guy you think you know But it's Mike H behind the scenes The one who booked the show Have you forgotten my other self The one who pulls the strings? I've tried I've tried I've honestly tried But I'm confused by things Maybe it's only natural Maybe it comes with age You have to question everything As you lose your mind on stage My Mind is in a Muddle Like in a Thick Fog Can't make sense to myself sometimes Maybe it's only natural Maybe it comes with age You have to question everything As you lose your mind on stage
4.
03:20
MY LYRICS This is an opportunity And I take it seriously You can see that I don't take it lightly There is a bell that I will ring To write the words that I will sing  I'll try to make it interesting Sometimes the notes I hit are wrong But I'm always lyrically strong I'm not here just stringing you along I don't believe in using gimmicks  To drive a crowd into hysterics  I Believe in Lyrics My Lyrics You can sing of parties and fun Tell your troubles to everyone It's over just as fast as it's begun You can rap about how rich you are And you can push the bass so far It's rumbles in some idiots car Or you could do it more like me Live out your murder fantasies I could list everything I hate And some of you might just relate My Lyrics These Lyrics My Lyrics It's gonna work this time, you think But then your feelings start to sink You're a background for another night of drinks You put all your secrets out there And nobody even cares About your Lyrics ...My Lyrics
5.
00:13
HORROR I'm the guy who watches Horror all Day And then I Fuck the Night Up
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MOVIES I LIKE I hate myself for taking this long But now I've got my Brain Damage song I finally found my Brain Damage hook And yes I own the Brain Damage book And Brain Damage on DVD And Basket Case I've got all three I laughed at Bad Biology And Frankenhooker was a real cutie Frankenhooker was a real cutie I laughed at Bad Biology Basket Case I've got all three Frank Henenlotter makes my favorite movies And then it happened I finally met Frank I told him that he makes the movies I like I told him that I did enjoy them a lot I told him that, cuz that's what I thought I took a picture with Elmer and Belial I think about it and it makes me smile And for extra fun, for an extra laugh I got Mr. Henelotter's autograph on my Laser Disc of Basket Case In the space above his rubber face I was so excited what else can I say? He did not seem to care at all either way He must meet fans like me everyday
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SHOCKING HORROR Bloody Horror Shocking Horror I need Horror in my Life Violent Horror Sexual Horror I need Horror in my Life I feel good, I feel great Got my videotape I push play, push rewind Going out of my mind I feel good when I'm high  Horror films make me cry Horror films get me high So I'm high all the time Horror is my drug Horror gets me high I need Horror in my Life Horror is the best It's better than Sci-Fi I need Horror all the time Monsters Horror Scary Horror I need Horror in my Life Monsters Horror   Convincing Horror I need Horror in my Life You can keep your sports, I've got my own thing Blood and guts and monsters are inspiring me to sing Horror gets me drunk Horror gets me high Horror in my Life Horror is the best It's better than Sci-Fi I need Horror all the time I feel good when I'm high  Horror films make me cry Horror films get me high So I'm high all the time I feel good, I feel great Got my videotape I push play, push rewind Going out of my mind   push play, push rewind            Going out of my mind Bloody Horror Shocking Horror I need Horror in my Life
9.
Spell it out Horror What's important to you Is not important at all You have everything wrong You just obey the call I'd rather be in a manic state Immersed in all life's pleasures I know not of what you speak I take it at my leisure I'll never make another mistake I'm in no position to I have changed the situation To something I can do If I have to explain Spell it out in a song You won't like the results Cuz I'm right and you're wrong This is my song Courteously spelling it out for you
10.
00:15
PILLS She took pills Too many pills She took too many pills She took pills Too many pills All of the pills

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released September 17, 2019

"MIKE" Produced, Mixed, and Mastered
by Trey Spruance

Except "My Lyrics" Produced & Mixed
by Jason Schimmel

Mike H and Trey Spruance
Recorded at Forking Paths by Trey Spruance
Jan 2019

Leigh Newton Recorded at G-West Studios, Ottawa

My Lyrics recorded at The Bunker, Los Angeles
By Jason Schimmel

The Players:

Leigh Newton
Trey Spruance
Jason Schimmel
Don Bolles
Mike Hickey

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Major Entertainer Los Angeles, California

Major Entertainer is a Los Angeles based professional *OPENING ACT* deeply committed to self promotion and social networking. Able to quickly adapt to any situation in which entertainment is required, he shines brightest in front of a small audience who has never heard of him before.

Has toured internationally opening for the likes of Neil Hamburger, Secret Chiefs 3, Eric Andre, Pinback
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